For the record

This is to set the record straight about something that would not ever happen in our family…no, not ever. Our three year old is not a little fireball who keeps us all on our toes…no not us. She does not have another little three year old friend at church. They are not inseparable when together…nope. They do not play and run around holding hands grinning all the time. Never. They also never come up with mischievous plans together…shaking head. They did not, could not have possibly ever decided to go into the men’s room at the church yesterday. The absolutely did not decide to dunk their little girly heads in the toilets of the men’s bathroom yesterday…NOPE! They did not saturate their little heads, and daddy did not find them standing there dripping like little rats in the men’s room. It did not cause a stir at church and make both mama’s run for soap to wash their hair in the sinks of the ladies room. They did not wear wet dresses home. No, these things would never happen in the E household. Nope, never…just for the record. Thank you. Just needed to set that straight.